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bhikhar-beti 10 rupeye de do belence karwakar girlfriend se bat karni he girl- are wah bhikhari ne bhi girlfriend bana li bhikhari-are girlfriend ne hi bhikhari banaya he
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Pledge Of Boys:
India is my nation, girls r my destination, dating is my occupation, flirting is my profession, what the hell is this education?
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The only thing we learn in college during serious lectures is...
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typing msgs without looking at d phone!
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dost chahe kaisa bhi ho
avara
pagal
diwana
lafanga
par jab usk sms milta h to chehre pe smile aati h.
Tab mehsus hota h-
tedha h par mera hai...
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Boy: Ur d sunshine, without u, life is a dreamy cloud. Ur in my heart, like d cloud wind in d sky.
Girl: is this a proposal or weather report??
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He Broke Her Heart..
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And she Broke His iphone 4G..
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I think We All Know Who Cried HArder...
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Khud ko buland kar itna ki himalaya ki choti par ja punch ,phir khuda tumse pucha abe gadha ab utrega kaise.
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you. The husband replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.
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A husband gave the key of his new car to wife
with a warning
"Darling,
If u met with accident, newspapers will print your age!" :-P ;-)
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HUSBAND : Raja Dasharath Ki 3 Raniya Thi.
WIFE : To?
HUSBAND : Main 2 ShadiyaAur Kar Sakta Hu.
WIFE : Soch Lo,
Draupadi Ke 5 Pati The..!
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If you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find no way out, Then just think of me only once, I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
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BILL GATES Said in Interview..."I Always Chose A Lazy Person To Do a Difficult Job Bcoz, Definitely He will Find An Eazy Way To Finish it Early
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